@tuesjade-hq this au is so fuking hot off the presses my hands are burning as i type this. I guess for context the government isnt super duper corrupt in this universe as it is in real life. Jade Harley Alias: Guard Dog Info: Works for the military, genetically mutated to be the ultimate warrior and all that. Part dog. Super powers consist of teleportation and manipulation of space.
Jasper Rose Lalonde (jasprosesprite) Alias: Copy Cat Info: Originally meant to fill Jade’s shoes as a military experiment, went rogue and began revolting against the government. Part cat. Powers consist of teleportation and short term prediction of future.
Davepeta: well i know you loved him so like i kinda uhhh necromancied him
Rose: …thank you?
Davepeta: but
Rose: Oh god, there’s a “but.”
Davepeta: haha chill its not that bad
Davepeta: like i just used one of the knitted tentacly dudes you make as the sacrifice because you end up putting enough of your magic into that to power a lil magic like this
Rose: Oh. That’s not too bad, then.
Davepeta: apparently there’s trace amounts of your DNA in them too though
Jasperose: *pokes her head in through the door* Did you tell her yet?
dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?
LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!
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