im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:
What’s a mormon
Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”
Oh ok so what’s an evangelist
People who think that is a “church”
Isn’t that a football stadium?
No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”
…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.
If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, you’re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion
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She’s arrived
while i’m at it:
when your favorite npc isnt romanceable
Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”
I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad
here comes the reaper
They are saying with a straight face:
This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.
Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.
Don0303 