lieutenant-sapphic:

hey-im-anxiety:

werbly:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

orinsandandalites:

harveychan:

harveychan:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR !!!

bumbleshark:

sneakyfeets:

a-perplexing-puzzle:

sneakyfeets:

pipersgay:

step one: 

artemis fowl movie:

failed step one

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

The casting call described him as what now

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

apewhisperer1977:

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

apewhisperer1977:

Hows everyones homunculi coming along

Hell im just nutting in chicken eggs for fun

This is a discussion for serious homunculus alchemists. If all you have to bring to the table is cumming in eggs like it’s a joke your can go fuck yourself

thejakelikesonions:

It starts in 15 minutes

waitingtorespawn:

theabyssalmeme:

I love Jevil

Reblog if you love Jevil, participate in Mischief of any variety, or just think cartoony video game clown enemies are just real nifty.

@rothotnik

wetwareproblem:

geekandmisandry:

reverseracism:

Wild Ride

Fatal Attraction (1987)

Fascist: I’m gonna chain myself here until you give me a platform!
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