crustybagelbites:

He really said this guys.

tradchad:

scorntrooper:

Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them

mememic-bry:

officialunitedstates:

wife is pregnant, due any day

suddenly the contractions start

“CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T"  she says

“doc, it appears the contractions are worsening,” the nurse says. 

in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, “Y’ALL’D’VE”

whatifdestiel:

mslorelei:

you-got-fanfiction:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dear-monosexuals:

alphaaraptor:

x-ratedvideoflorist:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

drillheadonfire:

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

horses that don’t like labels

it got better.

This unicorn is gonna fight someone

Shun the non-believer!

Best bi post ever.

unicorns are a bi icon now I love it. 

lysamoriarty:

feministism:

They go almost hand in hand here. It’s a complete joke rn