cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

like literally nothing stopped kanaya’s flirtquest, the same day she met rose she was killed by some douche but it didnt mess up her plans. she just got back up, chainsawed him in half and went back to waggling eyebrows at her

this is literally the first time they meet in person

un fucking stoppable

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pochowek:

croatians:

caceydoesthings:

riskyshuffle:

darkness1356:

moonlandingwasfaked:

gaygothur:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

radicalmercy:

chum-personable:

skarchomp:

trilllizard666:

buttergay:

bshci:

@ bottoms stop keysmashing every 3 fucking minutes. We get it. Youre a pillow princess. No need to hdjrkrk keysmash hfjjrjf all the damn time hdjejdk

Bitch do you expect me to ha ha? You expect me to lol? Fucking chortle? Is that what you want? A good lmao?

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calamitys-child:

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

paula-line:

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ivenomeansbywhichtodefendmyself:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

amimijones:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

catsandwitchcraft:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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pfcanimal:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human

Nail polish itself isn’t gendered, but most people who work with their hands for a living don’t want to spend money so flippantly on an ornament, that’s going to be destroyed by the work being done.

You’re not wrong about nail polish not being gendered, but most careers in said trades are usually dominated by men, unopposed.

oh my god oh my god oh my goooooooooooddd

this is the funniest response to this post

Oh man, when I worked at Amazon, my nails were IMMACULATE, because I, a humble woman, used telekenisis to avoid harming my flippant ornimitation.

oh my goooooooooooddd

Because women and woman-coded labor

NEVER involves the use

Of hands.

oh my goooooooooooooooooddd

Well, to be fair, traiditionally “male” jobs work with harsher stuff, machinery and rocks and tools, as opposed to soap and fabrics

oh my gooooooooooooooooodddd

With “rocks and tools” like in ye olde stone age where the strong, muscular men defended the CAVES with their bare hands that are not allowed to be covered in ornaments

Oh my goooooooood