gendernihilistanarchocommunist:

statz-876:

fonzworthcutlass:

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

$50 maybe

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

ralsei-wants-your-credit-card:

thatbloodyginger:

people with ralsei icons are like??? so inherently trustworthy. theyre so sweet and nice and magical just like him and i want to be their friends 💕💕💕

What’s your credit card number

kirbins:

(I like posting vertical images side by side since tumblr doesn’t like long images)

Anyway I don’t think I posted this pic by itself

i lov Yazbear

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave