arroz-con-yolo:

sxeli:

homosozialismus:

sxeli:

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

This has to be one of the funniest bits of internet commentary I’ve ever read

drtanner:

neurosquared:

drtanner:

bogleech:

lifesgrandparade:

Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”

Holy fucking shit

I like that the cash value of the gift is literally all that matters to this person. Gifts are not about love, or time, or forethought, or anything like that. It’s just the cash value, and if you don’t cough up something equivalent to what they’ve spent on you, it’s not good enough.

Ah, alas. There are people like this in my family, too. We don’t talk to them, either. 

thankfully Prudence spelled it out for her

Fucking GOOD.

desertdays:

ohcorny:

i can’t imagine why

shaunmurphy:

not to sound like a 5th grade health teacher but this whole idea that drinking alcohol for the first time symbolizes maturity and/or loosening up and not being up tight is how do I say…Fucked Up  

underchara:

* Off-limits…

smashbike:

smashbike:

when stylists say “youll look bad with your hair short” they dont mean youll look bad they mean you wont look traditionally feminine and therefore youll look bad. its irrelevant how bad or good you actually look.

think about this: most men in western society have short hair. do people ever say to these men, “no your face shape won’t work with this haircut.”
no; because every face shape works with short hair.