wolfcigs:

hi! my tablet pen just broke, at the absolute worst time since i’m going to be traveling back home across the country in a week.. so i will do experimental ipad headshots at half price in the meantime!! DM if you’re interested!! any species is OK! gr8 for a holiday gift :3

i hate to sound like i’m begging for notes it’s so embarrassing haha but i need to afford ubers to and from the train and planes as well as to pay for luggage transportation ;; thanks so much for sharing

science-fiction-is-real:

thebootydiaries:

khubaani:

thebootydiaries:

jashnebahara:

thebootydiaries:

the white boy in my class better stop calling me a terrorist or we gonna end up like this

op what does this mean

im gonna marry him

wtf do you mean you’re gonna marry him?

like .. marriage … with him ….

hit on girls by calling them terrorists

izzyzangwill:

Academics keep writing books about criticism despite the clear fact that things are just good when i like them and bad when I dont

cottagecore:

can yall please donate a dollar my family is disowning me and i have to pay for everything myself now even though they wouldnt let me have a job until a week ago. i applied for jobs but i need help right now

gamerphobic:

notch is the human version of those episodes in sitcoms and cartoons where a character gets really rich out of nowhere (lottery, inheritance, etc) and then acts like a pompous selfish asshole because of their wealth, causing them to lose all their friends and become miserable, minus the part of the character making up with their friends and learning a moral about the dangers of materialism