Reblog if you think trans women:
A. Are women
B. Can be lesbians
C. Deserve love and respect
D. Also deserve hugs and fluffy animals
E. Should get to fucking pee in peace
F. All of the above
Press F to pay respects
Tumblr: we want complex lesbian characters!
Pearl: [hates the Irish]
Tumblr: no not like that

I’m reading Don Quixote for my world literature class and apparently when it was first published in 1605 it was world-changingly popular, one of the first “popular novels” as we know it today, and there were all sorts of people who were writing and publishing their own unofficial fan-sequels to Don Quixote which was basically the first fan-fiction, and then in 1615 the original author wrote an official sequel in which Don Quixote reads a piece of fanfic about him and sets out on a quest to beat up the author who mischaracterized him


When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
My mine has literally NEVER gone to cars.
*wakes up and turns on my giant complicated yet charming series of rube goldberg machines that make my breakfast but i mess up the combination and get scorching hot eggs tossed in my face*
Pretty fucked up to see people uncritically reblogging this when OP’s automated hedge-trimmer rendered all my topiaries cubist as well as slicing my belt in two, causing my pants to fall down and reveal a whimsically-patterned pair of boxer shorts










