Don0303

me when I fucking drink water

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

destinytomoon:

I always see human versions of Nicole Watterson being a sexy milf super model and since Nicole talks how tired, ugly she feels and she canonically dont have boobs this is just how i imagine her if she was human

This is my fav comment

the-hungry-wizard:

tilthat:

TIL when you get a sunburn, it’s not your skin cells being damaged by the sun and dying, it’s your skin cells’ DNA being damaged by the sun and them killing themselves so they don’t turn into cancer.

via ift.tt

Fucking legends all of them.

fgHGFDGH looking at this for too long makes me uncomfortable

knightic:

this is the ideal male body type. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

lolipidgey:

sourisms:

dog spelled backwards is god

The lord is my shepherd

superstarwhal643d:

renzodi:

when you walk into a crime scene in an ace attorney game and the person in charge of the investigation starts talking to you

chamiryokuroi:

rainy-days-will-never-end:

dietmountainmadewka:

relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:

cathugging:

relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:

philhollywood:

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

behind the garage

And that’s the end of that mystery

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

Homer is a nuclear engineer

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

my cat is rly mean to my sister so my family is having an intervention w my cat to ask her to stop swatting my sister

the intervention didnt work.