Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible
Me, as a vampire: oh geez
Friend: What’s wrong
Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”
Tag: fantasy stuff
All fictional creatures’ behaviors should be modeled after cats.
Dragons? Scaly cats.
Demons? Infernal cats.
Elves? Talking cats.
the elf party member knocks your water off the table and calls you a bitch when you dont feed him at 3 in the morning
last time on the adventure zone
I couldn’t resist turning my cat into a Naturetale merchant! Pepper is totally a canon character now
The merchant doesn’t seem to want to give up her rocks today- but she’s giving out free smooches!
Peppy pls can i give a pat for great job at protecting them stones?
ABSOLUTELY! Pets and Pats are always acceptable
Witch’s Apprentice, Sabbath Sisters and Nekomancy
Encounter: Phase Gator; acts as a standard ambush-predator alligator except instead of hiding in the water it hides in four-dimensional space
all attack cantrip scars for when you really fail those saves
>Cantrip spell scars
1st level spell scars for when your DM is feeling particularly vicious 🙂
(Cantrip scars)>1st lv spell scars
level 2 spell scars 🙂 have fun when you suffer
>2nd lv spell scars
level 3 spell scars for when despite everything you do not die
>3rd lv spell scars
bringing out the big guns 🙂
>4th lv spell scars
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