filibusterfrog:

northernunknowntraveler:

filibusterfrog:

filibusterfrog:

half tiefs (and a full tief for reference)

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people keep on asking about the aasimar tief cross so.
Theyre only ever born out of love between their parents, no tiefling/aasimar birth can be viable without it (and even then they are exceedingly uncommon). They’re fully sapient and are swayed toward neither good nor evil, however their inherent wrongness in the eyes of mortals and gods alike can often drive them into isolation regardless of their individual personalities. 

the physical sensation of seeing one is a lot like the dizziness experienced when you step onto land again after a long boat ride- tolerable but weird. The unusual characteristics don’t stop there- aasimar/tiefling hybrids will live exactly twice as long as their longest -lived parent, down to the day, and will be twice as tall. strange creatures!!! 

that’s super cool, I could write all sorts of stories about this. by why don’t they have faces?

they dont need them

Why Magical Girls Are Never Attacked During A Tranformation

ariasune:

labbydragon:

cannibal-sarracenian:

brickme:

As some of you might already have guessed, I’m a fan of Japanese girl idols. One of the many, many idol groups in existence today in Japan is NMB48, a Osaka-based spin-off group of the (in)famous AKB48. NMB has a weekly show that’s surprisingly entertaining as well as educational called NMB to Manabu-kun, in which the members of NMB and a few comedians listen to guest lectures by experts in various fields.

Back on May 15th, the theme of the episode was pataphysics/the science of sci-fi. One of the topics of the lecture held by university professor Yanagita Rikao was the age-old question of “WHY ARE MAGICAL GIRLS NEVER ATTACKED WHILE TRANSFORMING???”

This was his answer, based on the magical girl series Futari wa Pretty Cure.

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Question: The transformation scenes in Pretty Cure are very long, so why don’t the bad guys attack the girls in the meantime?

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“Even when I was little, I was thinking ‘Hey! Attack them now!’”

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“I found this odd as well, so I watched the transformation scene many times. And what I noticed is, when the Pretty Cures yell ‘Dual Aurora Wave!’ and transform, a rainbow-colored column of light shoots up from the ground, going BOOM!”

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“And then the Pretty Cures levitate, and go up into the air. Based on this, I believe the protagonists of Pretty Cure are being held up in the air by the power of light.”

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“When we think of light, we usually think it heats up things or lights up things. But in reality, light has the power to hold up things as well.”

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“When the sun is beating down on us in the summer, the human body is being pressed downwards by the sun beams with a force of 2/100,000g.”

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“But this is only about a one-hundred of the weight of a mosquito, so no matter how hot it is, we don’t feel that sunlight is heavy.”

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“So that means the light holding them up must be extremely strong. If we assume that the two Pretty Cures each weigh about 45kg and do some calculations…”

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“It means the light during the transformation must have the energy of 2,100,000,000kW per 1m2.”

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“While the entirety of power that Japan is capable of generating is only 100,000,000kW.”

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“So they’re using 21 TIMES the amount of energy the whole of Japan can generate.”

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“So what would happen if a bad guy jumped in to try to sabotage their transformation?”

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“He would EVAPORATE INSTANTLY.”

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DEATH AWAITS ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISRUPT A PRETTY CURE TRANSFORMATION.

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“So this means the best thing to do would be to transform close to any bad guys.”

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“Yes. They are the strongest while they transform, and are practically invincible.”

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When you apply science to magical girls, you find out just how strong and horrifying they really would be.

monstertwix:

pumpkin-bread:

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

  • go bump in the night
  • scratches at your door
  • alarming noises
  • “where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
  • you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 
  • turn back and THERE IT IS

I’m sorry I couldn’t resist drawing these

bonus cuddles

oppa-homeless-style:

oppa-homeless-style:

man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future

but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe

first of all how dare you assume im literate