pochowek:

the boss: (slowly and tactically opens the door) snake… pause your game. i need you to see something
snake: hrngh…. i can’t mom… the game is online.
the boss, now stern: Snake. pause your video game right now
snake: (dramatic hand swipe with a whoosh sound effect) i can’t pause the game, mom! it’s online! other people are playing too! i can’t pause the game for all of the-
the boss: (rushes at snake, tackles him, grabs his controller and unscrews it with her fingers in 3 seconds and takes it apart)