nick-ii:

Trans* People I have a tip!!!! * means all nb, agender, genderfluid, etc come here too!!!!

Note: Some of this is probably written like a joke, but that’s just because I’m tired. I’m actually completely serious in what I say. I’ve done a lot of research for feminine/masculine/neither scents. Of course, I haven’t done ALL the research in the world, and I’m talking mainly about America here, because I don’t know if it’s different outside of America, but still.

Okay so

SCENTS

For some reason, they’re gendered????? Don’t ask me why, but lemme tell YOU how you can use this weird-ass gendering of inanimate objects To! Your! Advantage!

MASULINE SCENTS:

Herbs (basil, rosemary,) mints (spearemint, peppermint), wood (sandalwood,) pine, cooking spices (cumin, pepper, garlic,)

FEMININE SCENTS:

Flowers (lavender, rose,) fruits (orange, apple,) baking spices (cinnamon, nutmeg,) star anise,

Note: Honey is often used with feminine scents, but isn’t much of a feminine scent on its own

Additionally, cinnamon is most often used for feminine scents, but can go either way

NONBINARY SCENTS:

Mix the two. Smell like basil and lavender. Smell like sandalwood and lemons.

* I wouldn’t recommend mixing flowers/fruits and mint, that can result in a very feminine smell.

But honey? Mollases?

SMELL LIKE IT

That’s right.

Cinnamon, honey, mollases, and basically everything is an enby scent

Envy the Enby

Sounds like a perfume

quitoito:

official-daft-punk:

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me