consolationblog:

dareyoutoread-blog:

things-that-are-great:

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”

so I said “what?”

And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

612l:

artgroupie:

unfollowfriday:

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

this post just kills you twice huh

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

my friend told me to make this