mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

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accioharo:

According to MPAA guidelines, you are allowed to say fuck once in a PG-13 movie without risking an R-rating. Thus Pikachu COULD say fuck and the movie would still only be rated PG-13, a rating that millions of kids go see every year due to every superhero movie ever being rated PG-13 (except Deadpool of course). Therefore there is no excuse to not let Pikachu say fuck. In this essay I will… 

damenellie:

chicklette:

salt-of-the-ao3:

An author I love: i’m so sorry for not updating, please accept my apologies, life has been busy at the moment and i just didn’t have time to write, so sorry for making you wait-

Me, gently cupping their face in my hands: My friend. My dude. I’m the kind of idiot who waits years for the new season of a show. Who gets excited about the new part of a book series that hasn’t been published in a decade. Do you seriously think i’m not gonna be there cheering for you when you come back? That my support is dependent on you regularly publishing updates? That you owe me anything? No no no no no. I’ll love you whatever you chose to do. So go on having fun and living your life you gorgeous being ❤

@duelingnebulas

Me when an author I love stops updating: I hope she’s too busy either writing original fiction and getting published because she’s so talented and deserves to earn all the money for her amazing stories, or just living her best life because she’s amazing and deserves all the good things.