if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day
you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore
no wailing allowed at funerals
also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy
if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree
however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it
if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to
the best thing about this is that each of these things must have happened at least once
Jemel Roberson, a real life hero, was murdered by police. For being black.
What command did he refuse? Why was deadly force needed? Why are police acting without any training?
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here’s some important facts:
– HE WAS VERY CLEARLY LABELLED “SECURITY”
– HE HAD A LICENCE TO OWN A GUN
– HE WAS DOING HIS JOB, AND THEN SOME
the man was a hero, and he was fucking slaughtered. you cannot, cannot make this into some “simple mistake”, like the midlothian police is trying to spin it. according to them, he was instructed to drop his gun, and was wearing black clothing and no security uniform. which completely contradicts the numerous witness reports.
this was murder. this was unjustified. don’t let his name slip out of the public’s eyes. the police are not your friend, and have never been.