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c0rpseductor:

“vampires are too dangerous to have sex with” “oh vampires are like undead that’s so unsexy” you’re all fucking cowards! if you won’t have sex with vampires i’ll do it for you

crunchwrapofnotredame:

ultrakillblast:

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)

the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day

klhpyro:

you ever get the epiphany that your childhood crush is now younger than you

amazinghowyoulove:

somethinglronic:

amazinghowyoulove:

somethinglronic:

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

white people let their white children do whatever they want even in public spaces

Oh I thought maybe like free for the taking

that’s amazing

amazinghowyoulove:

somethinglronic:

amazinghowyoulove:

somethinglronic:

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

white people let their white children do whatever they want even in public spaces

Oh I thought maybe like free for the taking

that’s amazing

bklynbibi:

bklynbibi:

Embracing your bisexuality is not only brave but also healing

Me at the terfs reblogging this

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theropodtheroblogs:

scotchjolras:

The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytime I go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non-threateningly now.

You are their water deity now

“THE WATER BRINGER HAS ARRIVED”

“ALL HAIL!

ALL HAIL!”