your-reference-here:

This is from the forecast discussion of Major Hurricane Florence from this afternoon. As a meteorologist, when I saw this, my heart sank. They don’t use wording like this for every storm.

Florence is going to be a devastating. There will be huge amounts of flooding, both from inland rain and from costal storm surge. Winds are going to be some of the strongest you can get from a hurricane. People within the path of this storm could lose everything.

If you know anyone who lives on the North or South Carolina coast, tell them that if there’s an evacuation ordered, they need to get the hell out. Do not take chances with this one.

phan-killjoy-emo-trash:

a-hobbit-goes-to-hogwarts:

zjbeans:

To any one of my followers who

  • Belittles women
  • Is sexist
  • Hates anyone who’s not white
  • thinks lgbtq+ people are disgusting
  • fetishizes lgtq+ couples
  • Thinks trans people are invalid
  • Is transphobic
  • Is a nazi/white supremacist
  • Supports the kkk

Go ahead and unfollow me 🙂

And go to hell while you’re at it

Also

  • A pedophile
  • A pedophile apologist
  • Is or supports MAPS/NOMAPS
  • Ships incest or pedophilia

Go to hell and unfollow me while you’re at it

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

glumshoe:

I went to blow a raspberry on Mallaid Anne’s shoulder and she pulled out a fucking knife. I’ve come closer to death this morning than I have in many years – my whole life flashed before my eyes.

WHAT did I JUST post about tickling me???

sorry y’all I don’t know the make of this knife. It’s just an old hunting knife I keep in my camping box under my bed. It’s pretty sturdy, but it definitely gets dull fast anyway.

i think about this a lot

the-knights-who-say-book:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

animatedamerican:

starlightomatic:

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melech haolam,
shehecheyanu, v’kiy’manu, v’higianu laz’man hazeh BIIIIIG MOOOOOD

If I start laughing in the middle of Rosh Hashana services because I remembered this post I will blame all of you