This is from the forecast discussion of Major Hurricane Florence from this afternoon. As a meteorologist, when I saw this, my heart sank. They don’t use wording like this for every storm.
Florence is going to be a devastating. There will be huge amounts of flooding, both from inland rain and from costal storm surge. Winds are going to be some of the strongest you can get from a hurricane. People within the path of this storm could lose everything.
If you know anyone who lives on the North or South Carolina coast, tell them that if there’s an evacuation ordered, they need to get the hell out. Do not take chances with this one.
I went to blow a raspberry on Mallaid Anne’s shoulder and she pulled out a fucking knife. I’ve come closer to death this morning than I have in many years – my whole life flashed before my eyes.
WHAT did I JUST post about tickling me???
sorry y’all I don’t know the make of this knife. It’s just an old hunting knife I keep in my camping box under my bed. It’s pretty sturdy, but it definitely gets dull fast anyway.
I trust big muscled people because I feel like they just want to give me advice on how to live my best life and impart mass amounts of motivation on me
their muscles are filled with compassion
to all big muscled people, is this true?
Yes!
hohoho! my powerful muscles will never fail you friends!